lol and you think government conspiracies aren’t real?
I will be unstoppable, singing all of the things I never thought I would sing. You showed me life was beautiful, helped me reach all my dreams. You showed me how to be free. Tell me lover, lover. Come get a little closer, ‘cause you’re all I have in this freaking world and there’s nothing, love, that we can’t do together. Just stick with me and I promise you’ll get what you deserve.
happy easter everyone ive had this joke in my queue since january
Pharrell, Daft Punk, Kanye
pharell looks like a smug undercover lizard that knows too much
This is a t-shirt that you can actually buy if you roam around enough on the Internet.
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it