Y's ya pussy so dry?
June 2012
F is for Friends who don’t talk to you
U is for Ur alone
N is for Never having any plans at all, all I do is sit at home.
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking about pregnancy
Because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby.
But it could be a velociraptor.
Being told by someone they only go to Loyola because they didn't get into Tulane
I’m like…
Seriously, leave.
